On the left is the official office, and on the right is the county magistrate’s residence game. The county magistrate is almost the same pattern. Just after passing through the arched door, he heard the rebuke, followed by a strong wind blowing on his face. When he was happy, he was surprised that the county magistrate’s two wives were not weak.
"Xiaoqing Xiaoqing, stop it. I really have nothing to do with her. Stop it. You can’t beat her!"
"Situzheng, you look down on me"
"Xiu Xin Xiu Xin, don’t get angry. Xiaoqing is a misunderstanding."
Chi Tandan heard a baritone speak anxiously before he could see the scene clearly. After looking intently, he suddenly became happy. This clam was a male player when he arrived at the county magistrate. No wonder this little head was so flexible that he came up with a way to make money by holding the Magpie Bridge Clam Club Tower Defense Competition.
One of the two fighting women in the field is actually an acquaintance, which makes Chitan wonder if she can ride a sister and show her heart! How could it be so vulgar to rob a man? With her dangerous appearance, what man doesn’t?
It is said that the selected players like Shi Lian Xiuxin will only be selected after the joint investigation of the cock and the brain. It can be said that the protagonist players in the game are carefully selected. How can there be such a bloody story?
Only when players have a unified brain can they know that even if they develop a unified brain, the top executives will not be able to read it, but after the rooster crosses the reality, it will benefit all the satellites on the earth. Together, they will definitely dominate the earth. Fortunately, they all have some restrictions and their goals are virtual worlds
The county magistrate Situ Zhengxiu has the peak of B-size. He is not taking the chivalrous route but going to the officialdom. His wife Fu Qing has reached the trial of A-size. It is estimated that she will be a husband bodyguard. Shi Lian Xiuxin is a three-level barrier of A-size. It is easy to deal with Fuqing, but Shi Lian Xiuxin tried to test Fuqing at A-size.
In addition to fighting two chicks in the front yard, Situ Zheng, the magistrate of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, and Chitantan, there is no one else. Therefore, Chitan Dan came in and soon attracted the attention of Situ Zheng. He could not see Chitan Dan Xiu, but he also knew what this man was here to do to earn political achievements. It was more important for Situ Zheng to ignore the two fighting bitches and bypass a circle to avoid accidental injury and run several steps away from Chitan Dan.
"This warrior is here to sign up for the Magpie Bridge Clam Club?"
Chitan Dan was about to answer when she heard a charming drink "Fuqing, you crazy bitch, haven’t you always wanted to see my boyfriend?" He’s right there. Go and ask him yourself. "
Chi Tandan calmly looked at Shi Lianxiu’s heart, which flew by him, so the dog blood plot could not arouse Chi Tandan’s mood fluctuation and he was not prepared to cooperate with Shi Lianxiu’s heart in acting. It’s a pity that people in the Jianghu can’t help but have a deep understanding of Chitantan. Shi Lianxiu Xin Ma said three words to Chitantan, "Do you want to learn?"
What do you want to learn?
This chick who lies in the trough is actually a "sound-in-secret" conversation method. What players want most is acupoint martial arts and sound-in-secret martial arts. The former doesn’t need a blind cat to kill a mouse, but the latter can play tricks and talk secretly.
When Chi Tandan blinked, Shi Lianxiu was sure to nod her head when she received his question. So Chi Tandan rolled up his sleeve and shouted, "Holy shit, who dares to bully my wife and come out to know who I am?" I’m Chittandan. Who’s Chittandan? Has the emperor of the bloody war ever heard of it? If there is no words, I don’t mind pulling this broken city of Bengbu County into the quagmire of war. "
There was silence in the front yard, but the scene was silent. There were too few people who had never heard of this string of font names of the emperor Chitan Dan, and the most annoying thing about him was that he could easily start a war and make a good situation into a mess.
Fu Qing "sou" jumped up to SiTuZheng and hid behind him. She didn’t dare to stir up, but she had heard a lot about Chitantan’s cruelty and said that she was really afraid of Chitantan slapping her to death. And Stuart is also a heart quiver. He is not afraid of death, but he is afraid that Chitan Dan will destroy the city he has run for several months in the war, so Stuart swallowed his nervous saliva and turned his attention to Shi Lianxiu’s heart for help.
Shi Lian Xiuxin was also shocked. She wanted Chi Tandan to admit that her boyfriend didn’t expect Chi Tandan to shock the scene as soon as he entered the play. She did have an old relationship with Situ Zheng, but that was two years ago, and it was only after the game happened that the two sides recalled the old relationship. Unexpectedly, it caused the misunderstanding of Situ Zheng’s wife Fu Qing in the real game.
"Hey, don’t make such a big deal." Shi Lianxiu hurriedly called Chitantan.
Chitan Dan grinned. These terrapin wars are really so easy to detonate. It takes a fuse to start a war, and it is not easy to find a fuse. Only when NPC has interests and needs can there be war requirements. There is a strong NPC group in Bangxian County, although there are abundant clam resources, but the whole Shuzhou has such resources, and Bangxian County is not the best place for clam production. Even if Chitantan wants to wage war, it can’t find the fuse.
However, God knows the lovers who started the war, and it is estimated that there are also those vendors who know that it may take a long time for players to know some scenes.
Chapter 12 Queqiao Clam Club (3)
The farce Chitan Dan paid 100,000 taels of silver to sign up, and he didn’t want Situ Zheng to pay Chitan Dan anyway. After Chitan Dan was gay friends, Situ Zhengcai pretended to be embarrassed and said that he wanted to use Chitan Dan’s brand to advertise. If you want to make the Magpie Bridge Clam Club prosperous, you must attract enough players, and everyone knows that if Chitantan appears somewhere, there must be something wrong.
No matter what this strange thing is, there are many idle players anyway; Situ is aware of this and wants to make his county more prosperous by borrowing Chitan Dongfeng. The prosperity of the city rose, and Situ Zheng was able to climb this position from the seven county magistrate. He didn’t expect much, and he didn’t want to fight and kill, so he wanted to take the civilian route.
Chitan Dan actually agreed that Situ Zheng revealed the news of his participation in the Magpie Bridge Clam Club, and then left the Bengbu County Yamen with Shi Lianxiu and walked out of the city to a secluded place. Chi Tandan stared at Shi Lian Xiuxin’s expression, just like pleasing his master, the little dog warrior selling cute goddess, which could not stop him!
Shi Lian Xiuxin was in a bad mood and suddenly vanished. Zhan Yan smiled. No matter whether Chitantan deliberately made her happy or not, Shi Lian Xiuxin said thank you to Chitantan and then traded a book to Chitantan. Chitan Dan looked at the book and wrote four gold-painted Chinese characters "sound into the secret" and suddenly felt unreal, but he trusted Shi Lianxiu’s heart and didn’t ask if it was really stupid.
"That ….." See Chitan Dan took something and turned to go. Shi Lianxiu couldn’t help but say, say two words and then shut up; Chitan Dan turned around and saw Shi Lianxiu’s heart awkward. I was very puzzled. I thought that I had nothing in common with Shi Xian except killing or killing. I don’t know why this Shi Xian is so expressive.
"What are you trying to say?" Curious male Chitan Dan still can’t help but ask a way
"Well, I have nothing to do with that magistrate."
"oh"
This topic is really a bit abrupt. After Shi Lianxiu said it, he regretted Chitantan’s answer of "Oh" and felt that this answer was inappropriate. A man and a woman looked at each other with four eyes and didn’t speak at the moment.
They didn’t talk, but they hid in the ground. But there were five players hiding in the ground. These five players used to be famous grave robbers in the later Han Dynasty. Later, the five guys in the later Han Dynasty became northern Han Dynasty. They thought that the place was too biased and there was no oil and water, so they took advantage of the national luck to settle in the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.
The mud rolled, and the boss drilled the mouse. Every time he jumped out, he shook his body and complained, "Your time of picking up girls is really not good!" Then four dirty guys came out and said, "Yeah, yeah, if you don’t straighten up when you pick up girls, this chick will definitely get out of your bed."
Shi Lianxiu’s heart was said to be a little annoyed and glared at five guys who came out without rhyme or reason, and their feet leaped like immortals; Chitan Dan looked at the five people in surprise and shouted, "Five Rats in the Later Han Dynasty?"
"Wrong, wrong, now it’s not the five rats of the later Han Dynasty, but the five rats of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty," the river rat corrected.
"No, no, no, Nima is East Friday, not Five Rats" shouted the wall rat.
In reality, the owner and members of a small game workshop rob tombs and then sell them to players or NPCs, but each has its own peculiar props. They have escaped from the encirclement and suppression of the just allies Xia Meng for many times and gained unified appreciation. These five guys called themselves "East Friday Righteousness".
Looking at the small hole punched out by the five rats, Chi Tandan looked thoughtfully to the rear and immediately asked, "Is the tower defense position of the Queqiao Clam Club in Bangxian County in that direction?"
"Yes, the most dog wiped Situzheng, and I don’t know where to find a skillful craftsman. Actually, we have made all the positions worse than we have drilled for a long time. I don’t know how to go back to the original road. I didn’t expect to meet the pursuit of picking up girls." The boss said with mirth.
What these five guys are good at is playing the role of being silly and fully distracted. Actually, the cunning was originally trying to steal the "Queqiao Pearl mussel". After this road is blocked, the five guys who met Chitantan will fight the tower defense with Chitantan anyway. The five guys are still very rich, and they don’t feel bad about signing up for 100,000 taels of silver. After signing up, they will be happy to call themselves "Iron Five Guards" beside Chitan Dan.
Situ is using Chitan Dan’s name to advertise, and the effect is very good. Chitan Dan has a good professional ethics even if he receives money from others. He takes a face in front of several players to avoid being scolded and cheated by Stuart. The battle for tower defense of Queqiao Clam Club will not start until early in the day. The five rats ran back to Shuzhou to attend the Qixi Festival.
When night falls, the whole city of Shuzhou is illuminated by bright lights, like colorful lights, four rivers and rivers in Ocean City, and ships come and go in dense numbers; The funny players jumped on the river boat with flying skill, which attracted the boatman to shout and scold, and the girls to denounce, followed by the arresting officers who sent out to catch the troublemakers all over the city.
Chitandan Five Rats is a combination of six people and two goods among the troublemakers. Seven people laughed and laughed, and then went to the tournament to attract relatives and make trouble at the Caitai. They were beaten by the host family’s servants and guards.
I can’t hold a contest to attract the bride. Because Chitan Dan’s little platform has lifted the bride’s girl’s veil and lit up the light, the girl looks like Xi Feng, and she was so scared that the stage was screaming. Then the men ran out of gas that the NPC girl possessed by Xi Feng tried to commit suicide in public.
Shuzhou fast-catching players are almost crying. It’s a dog’s day. Tantan’s six-level barrier repair experts come to play with them. Are these B-size fast-catching players shameless? In the end, I don’t know which catcher actually contacted Jiao Sister Paper and a homing pigeon to ask, "Didn’t you promise not to make trouble?"
Seeing this sentence, Chi Tandan suddenly lost his breath. Jiao Jiezhi really doesn’t have fun! No wonder you cling to Zhao Kuangyin, the Lord!
In the morning, dew dripped on the surface of the plants, and the crowds were quietly waiting for nearly a thousand people to play. The county magistrate Situ Zheng was so happy that his mouth was crooked. Situ Zheng doesn’t talk nonsense when setting up a temporary platform. All the rules have been fixed long ago. He is on the platform, which means that the game officially begins, and it’s up to him.